The other day I received a book in the mail that I had ordered. In it was a letter which completely cracked me up - laughing that is. So that you can enjoy the fun, here's what it says (most of it):
To whom it may concern,
Your book has been gently taken from our book shelves with sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.
A team of 50 employees inspected your book and looked it over to make sure it was in the best possible condition before mailing.
Our packing specialists lit a candle and a hush fell over the crowd as he put your book into the finest gold-lined box that money can buy.
We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of Greenbrier waved 'Bon Voyage!' to your package, on its way to you, in our private jet on this day.
I hope you had a wonderful time shopping at my store! We sure did! Your picture is on our wall as 'Customer of the Year'. We're all exhausted but can't wait for you to come back to 'My Book Store'
How would I know all this is true - the letter had to have been put in the parcel before it was sealed.
Anyway, it gave me a good laugh, as well as the others in my family that I shared it with.